This is me, as my stripper alter ego, S.P.C. McG (Specialist Gordon). You'll notice that small tatoo on my hip- that is the phoenix from Final Fantasy VIII. If getting something from a video game tatooed on you isn't hard core dork... I don't know what is... It is also me, trying to be as sexy as possible... *winces*
These are the tatoos on my back that I love. The top two mean student...which is more geeky, than dorky, but VERY close- and the bottom one means soldier.
One day I was leaning on a door in the tactical operations center and it broke and splintered into nothing, causing me to crash in a heap. Officers of ungodly rank asked me what I was going to do about their door. This is what I came up with...
People often think that you have to be super manly and daring to be in the army- especially if you're deployed in Iraq. Well- I'm an exception. What do I do for the army? Oh yes... I network computers... :/
And lastly (this proves I'm a dork), this is a picture of me and the hot dork known as
And that about does it.