Thomas! (flashsayshi) wrote in hot_dorks,

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This is me, as my stripper alter ego, S.P.C. McG (Specialist Gordon). You'll notice that small tatoo on my hip- that is the phoenix from Final Fantasy VIII. If getting something from a video game tatooed on you isn't hard core dork... I don't know what is... It is also me, trying to be as sexy as possible... *winces*

These are the tatoos on my back that I love. The top two mean student...which is more geeky, than dorky, but VERY close- and the bottom one means soldier.

One day I was leaning on a door in the tactical operations center and it broke and splintered into nothing, causing me to crash in a heap. Officers of ungodly rank asked me what I was going to do about their door. This is what I came up with...

People often think that you have to be super manly and daring to be in the army- especially if you're deployed in Iraq. Well- I'm an exception. What do I do for the army? Oh yes... I network computers... :/

And lastly (this proves I'm a dork), this is a picture of me and the hot dork known as blueyou. We met in Live Journal, and I traveled all the way from Iraq to visit her in England on my two week leave instead of going home to the states. I, of course, was wowed by her beauty and fell down one flight of stairs and stumbled about- oh say- 12 or so times in the three days I spent with her...

And that about does it.
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Heeeyyy, that's MY cowgirl!!! grr.

but yes, anyway.
Oh don't worry- I've been classified as a "soul brother". Its kind of like "Let's just be friends..." but worse because we're siblings now... :P

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Because I'm skinny- and I grin like an idiot... and have a phoenix from final fantasy tatooed on my hip...
I think I just came in my pants.

and I'm a girl, so that's easier said than done.

I think- yep- that's the most flattering thing anyone's ever said about me, other than "You are so cream worthy" which was... kinda disgusting now that I think about it.
Holy fuck you are hot AND dorky. Obviously that gets a yes :)
But but but how dare you post a photo of me after hardly any sleep (oooh, sounds racy) and a full day at work. That almost made me say no. Ha.
You didn't get any sleep because you were dreaming of me, love; with the supposed to be's and should have beens, with the what could happens dancing in the backs...

And you forgot to mention that ginormous dot... (don't hurt me)

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12 years ago

you're definately hot, and a dork, but i am confused as to how you applied if not stamped yet.... i thought they had to approve that you had been accepted in other community *scratches head and cries*
you look like an ex boyfriend, which kinda freaks me out, but way less hick, and way more hot. so go you
Well you see... I initially only wanted to join hot_dorks, so I followed the instructions... Step one Join this community... so I did... Step two: You must be a stamped member of DAMNIT!!!

So in the true dork fasion I bungled something that should have been very simple... -_- I think the moderators- being one with the dork, just sensed it- and let me procede... I'm pretty sure I'll be inducted into _are_you_a_dork unless everyone else says nay- which knowing my luck could happen...

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12 years ago

Wow guys with guns and abs.
How old are you, again?
I'm 22- but I'm pretending to be 21... shhhhh...

(Chest Comming Fall of 05')

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12 years ago

I was going to say yes, but you look like a stick in the third picture. So I'm leaning towards no. Plus, you're better looking than me, so that makes you ugly and undesirable. haha.

What the hell, everyone else seems to like you...

...but you look like a stick in the third picture.

(Damn I knew I should have photoshopped myself-)

*looks at third picture*

(I'm not even in- oh- I get it...)

*is a retard*
I'm kind of hot and bothered from the first picture.
Noice body.
The body... its a work in progress...
Quite hot. Indeed. Yes.

I love the stake as well, quote dorky.

Hell yes
Why thank you!
army body + dork mind = YaY!

man you look so much like my friends brother (only.. well.. attractive).. except he's stationed at cold lake, in canada... and you're... not in north america...
and yeah. that was pointless, but you're definately a hot dork

WTF does it take to get some frickin' nudity in this damned community. I swear I'm gonna protest if we don't get some full frontal around here. Boobs, Pussy, Cock... WHATEVER!!!

Anywho... you showed some nipple action... so I guess that'll do... FOR NOW!!!


*is a dork... clearly*
GAh, I keep missing the voting, WTF! I've only been off the net for less than a day... *pouts*

I would have given you a yes!
I think you certainly have the 'super manly' army bod anyway. Networking computers sounds cool.

A big thumbs up for getting a tatoo based on FFVIII, rather than VII. Very nice.
The phoenix looks so much better in FFVIII- the choice was simple. XD


12 years ago